isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

fuck

i’m

falling

down

all

these

stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep